And pronoun verb pronoun, expletive!

allic:

BAH!!! THIS… YGVKJBKLNF

The only way a pug can ever be considered adorable.

allic:

BAH!!! THIS… YGVKJBKLNF

The only way a pug can ever be considered adorable.

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     Lately there have been a lot of things going on that have led to a fair amount of emotional disregulation. Things are in a weird state of flux right now and I don’t like it. Earlier today I had the television on as background noise while I was altering a shirt, and without really noticing I got sucked into the storyline of this show. Minutes later, I started having a full-blown panic attack, which hasn’t happened in ages. I had forgotten how scary they are, like I’ll never be able to breathe in deep enough to get the air I need to keep surviving.  Or how the entire universe seems to be pressing down on me all at once so that the clothing in contact with my skin feels unbearable, and even the air in the room starts to feel like sandpaper. It didn’t last long, although it felt much longer. Maybe two, three minutes at most.

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My life is complete.

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Neil Gaiman: That last post

neil-gaiman:

People are asking if that last post was a joke.

I don’t think so.

But even if it was, it wasn’t. It’s nothing I haven’t seen before, many times, either as hate mail that came in on the FAQ line over at neilgaiman.com, or in other corners of the web — the saddest of which was a letter from a…

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shitmystudentswrite:

To explain the relation of language and sexism, people suggested three notions. The first view is that sexiest language essentially causes sexiest thought, the second view is that language is sexiest because people are sexiest, and the third one is in both ways. Among these three notions, I personally agree with the first one, which argues that sexiest language essentially causes sexiest thought.

Profound.

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allic:

pretty much spot on!!!

I’ve since learned to eat trail mix like a grown-up, but the rest is completely accurate. GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

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emmyc:

travale:

transientguests:

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i quit

Professional detective and a diver!

I gotta reblog because every time I see this I just lose my shit completely and I just

I spat out my tea.

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jala:

(via Welcome to Gerdistan)

jala:

(via Welcome to Gerdistan)

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tamburina:

The New Yorker

tamburina:

The New Yorker

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